Random :D

Imagine This.

You are in a room.

Starving.

You looked around.

Tattered walls, rotten flesh strewn all over.

Out of hunger, you...

1.  Scavenge for bits of edible food.  nom nom nom

2.  Try to escape, looking for any unstable cracks on the wall.  mouse hole?

3.  Eat the flesh!! Eat the wall!! Eat them all!!   huehuehue nom nom

4.  Hold your hunger back and try to call for help ~~sos

5. " Who needs food anyways? "  you try to convince yourself, stomach rumbling

6.  Realise this is just another one of your 'no-food' nightmares and wake up.

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.......Nom nom nom om nom nom. F. L. E. S. H.

Random Equation :P

How to not study 101:

Show the teacher this equation.

study = no fail   --- (1)
no study = fail   --- (2)

(1) + (2) :  no study + study = no fail + fail

By factorizing each side, we get...

study(no + 1) = fail(no +1)

Dividing by (no + 1) on both sides, we get...

study = fail.

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...mind=blown

Random Fun Facts #6-10

Well, the fun facts are getting real :D

(Not just useless facts XD)

RFF #6-10  (ft. cockroach)

#6. Cockroaches die upside down ^^

#7. Cockroaches can survive without its head

#8. Cockroaches can survive 4 weeks without food, but 1 week without water

#9. Pandan leaves (the smell) repel cockroaches

#10. Cockroaches like to be touched  (so touching  \(O.O)/

#truestory

RFFs here

Randtreme Dictionary #1

New Words:

Carat (car - rar - art)

Definition:  Nothing. Just pain carrot. (Uncommonly used for gold. eg. 24 - carat gold)

Common phrases: Eat carat

SqkSqk (squeak - squeak)

Definition:  Sound of mice.

Common phrases: sqksqk everyday

Dictremenary (dict - trim - nary)

Defination:  A randtreme dictionary.

Common phrases: No such word as boring in a dictremenary

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Yay?

Random Fun Fact#1-5

Random Fun Facts!!

#1  Did you know that this is the first RFF post?

#2  Did you know that RFF stands for random fun facts?

#3  Did you know that a label 'fun facts' have been added for this?

#4  Did you know that random fun facts are completely random?

#5  Did you know that every 'RFF' post have 5 RFF?

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...yay new label

Random Personality Test?

First, choose an option.  Yes, choose.

1. Sleep

2. Eat food

3. Go outside and play

4. Listen to music

5. Message your friends

6. Watch TV

7. Reflect on life

8. Think of someone...

Now for the results...... (This is 99% inaccurate)


To save space, the result has been omitted.

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...Troll?  result answers lol

Random :P

Imagine this.

You have a disease that is unable to cure, you:

1. Go hospital quickly!  +

2. Inform your parents ;(

3. Cry about it and decide what to do next

4. Talk to your friends :(

5. Lock yourself, try not to spread the disease. || \o/ ||

6. Message your crush and leave ;^(

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...Sarbola?

Random...

If you get board,

play chess!

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...Random

@)!%....?

In (upper) "case" you were wondering what the title meant,

Try pressing Caps Lock and type 2015.

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Anyways, Happy New Year!! :D:D

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...THAT WAS RANDOM 

New Year!!

The New Year is finally coming!!

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New Year's resolution:

1. Don't write the year 2014

2. Don't sleep late

3. Don't be sad

4. Don't procrastinate

5. Don't Don't

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...Donut?