Random :D

Imagine This.

You are in a room.

Starving.

You looked around.

Tattered walls, rotten flesh strewn all over.

Out of hunger, you...

1.  Scavenge for bits of edible food.  nom nom nom

2.  Try to escape, looking for any unstable cracks on the wall.  mouse hole?

3.  Eat the flesh!! Eat the wall!! Eat them all!!   huehuehue nom nom

4.  Hold your hunger back and try to call for help ~~sos

5. " Who needs food anyways? "  you try to convince yourself, stomach rumbling

6.  Realise this is just another one of your 'no-food' nightmares and wake up.

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.......Nom nom nom om nom nom. F. L. E. S. H.

Random Equation :P

How to not study 101:

Show the teacher this equation.

study = no fail   --- (1)
no study = fail   --- (2)

(1) + (2) :  no study + study = no fail + fail

By factorizing each side, we get...

study(no + 1) = fail(no +1)

Dividing by (no + 1) on both sides, we get...

study = fail.

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...mind=blown